Cool Penguin You’re Not Fat You’re Just So Damn Sexy Water Tracker Bottle

$32.95

Order today and get it by: May 15 - May 18

  • May 2

    Order placed

  • May 6 - May 9

    Order ship

  • May 15 - May 18

    Delivered!

  • Orders can be canceled or modified within 24 hours of being placed.
  • The above time frames apply to standard shipping methods.
  • Please wait an additional 3-5 days for unexpected incidents (epidemics, natural disasters...)
  • International orders: It may take additional days if the order has to go through customs. We do not impact customs processes and apologize for any inconvenience caused by delivery delays caused by this.

Stay Hydrated with the Cool Penguin Water Tracker Bottle – 32oz Leak-Proof Design

Stay hydrated in style with the Cool Penguin “You’re Not Fat, You’re Just So Damn Sexy” Water Tracker Bottle. Designed for those who appreciate both fun and functionality, this 32oz bottle helps you monitor your daily water intake with a playful, motivational twist. Featuring a quirky penguin design with a bold and humorous message, this bottle is not only an excellent hydration companion but also a conversation starter.

Durable, High-Quality Build

Crafted from high-quality Polyamide material, this water bottle is built to last. It’s designed with durability in mind, boasting a color coating that resists fading, peeling, and cracking—even with extensive use. Whether you’re at the gym, on a hike, or in the office, this bottle is tough enough to keep up with your busy lifestyle.

Practical and Functional Design

With a large 32oz capacity, the Cool Penguin Water Tracker Bottle ensures you stay hydrated throughout the day. Its compact size (5.7 x 7 x 29.5 cm / 2.2 x 2.7 x 11.6 in) makes it easy to carry anywhere. The bottle also features hourly markers that help you track your water intake, keeping you on schedule to meet your hydration goals. From “Get Started” to “Refill Now,” this bottle offers gentle reminders to keep you motivated and energized.

High-Temperature Resistance

This bottle can withstand high temperatures (up to 70°C – 80°C), making it perfect for use in various environments. Whether you’re on an outdoor adventure or just need a reliable bottle at the office, it’s versatile enough for all your hydration needs. However, it is not suitable for very hot liquids due to limited heat insulation, so we recommend using it for cool to mildly warm beverages.

Leak-Proof and Easy to Use

The Cool Penguin Water Tracker Bottle features a leak-proof design, ensuring that your water stays inside, even when you’re on the go. Its ergonomic handle and secure lid make it easy to open, drink from, and carry—making it the perfect companion for both active individuals and those looking to keep their hydration habits on track.

The Perfect Gift for Hydration Enthusiasts

Not just a functional water bottle, this tracker bottle is a fun, stylish, and thoughtful gift. Whether for a friend, family member, or even yourself, it’s a great way to show you care about health and hydration. The bottle’s playful design is ideal for anyone who loves quirky products, staying healthy, and having fun while doing it.

Product Features:

  • High-Quality Polyamide Material: Durable, long-lasting, and resistant to fading or cracking.

  • Motivational Hourly Markers: Stay on track with hourly reminders to keep drinking.

  • 32oz Capacity: Perfect size to track your daily water intake.

  • Leak-Proof: No spills, even on the go.

  • Compact and Portable: Easy to carry and fits in most bags.

  • Heat Resistance: Safe for cool to warm beverages (up to 70°C – 80°C).

  • Gift-Ready: Ideal for health-conscious individuals or anyone who enjoys fun, unique accessories.

Stay hydrated, stay motivated, and keep a smile on your face with the Cool Penguin “You’re Not Fat, You’re Just So Damn Sexy” Water Tracker Bottles. Grab yours today and make hydration a fun and stylish part of your routine!

Shipping Information:

  • Processing Time: It takes 2 – 3 days to ship your order to our warehouse, put your name and address on it and ship out.
  • Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere from 7 – 12 business days (depending on the shipping method you chose) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed.
  • Return & Exchange: A full-refund of your purchase! Absolutely risk-free, no question asked. In case of defective or damaged goods, we will send a replacement to you (No any extra fee) within 30 days since your purchase.
  • Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number with the confirmation email so that you can track the package online.

*** Orders can only be cancelled within 24 hours

Cool Penguin You're Not Fat You're Just So Damn Sexy Water Tracker Bottle

Core Features

Durability: This product is made from high-quality materials that can withstand daily use.

Affordable Price: Competitive price.

Design: Fashionable, modern.

Function: Easy to use and clean.

Customizable: The product is customizable with your own design.

Eco-Friendly: Products are made from sustainable materials and manufactured in an eco-friendly manner.

Shipping Time

Production Time: All orders are processed within 2 - 3 business days.

Processing Time: It takes 2 - 3 days to ship your order to our warehouse, put your name and address on it and ship it out.

Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere from 7 - 12 business days (depending on the shipping method you chose) from when it is shipped out, not when the order is placed.

These are our standard production and shipping times. Time may vary by product type (e.g. mug may take less time). You can refer to our Shipping details here: https://90sdrinkware.com/delivery-information/

If you have any questions or require specific shipping times please contact us via email: [email protected]

Return & Refund

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Taking customer satisfaction as the top principle of operation, we always do our best to bring the best experience to customers in terms of product quality & service when doing business with us.

100% REFUND OR RETURN: 100% Refund or resend a new product if 90sdrinkware products are not satisfactory in terms of finishing.

DO NOT accept returns for reasons unrelated to the product (dislike, mistake when choosing size...)

You can find details about refunds here: Return & Refund Policy

You don't even need to RETURN your items to us, which will cost you precious time and money. Please we don't want it to happen to our customers!

If you do not receive your package immediately as stated by our website, we will RETURN OR REFUND upon your request. Please email us at [email protected] and we'll get it right!